Last week, we conducted a ultra cool ‘startups and bollywood’ contest, inviting our readers to twist Bollywood dialogues to match the startup lifestyle,with what entrepreneurs go through.

And here are a few ultra cool tweets that beautifully depict the startup life and Bollywood connection.

#startupwood

Storified by Pluggd.in Team · Tue, Nov 27 2012 19:43:53

"Is 2 chutki funding ki kimat tum kya jaano investor babu? startup ka pakwaan Hota hai 2 chutki funding" #Startupwood http://unpluggd.orgKamna Hazrati
Jao jaake pehle us aadmi ka sign lekar aao, jisne mere haath par yeh likh diya.. [Mera idea fail hai.] #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgIshan Vyas
Ya toh customer relationship gehri hai, ya yeh photo 3D hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSanket Nadhani
Pati Patni aur Company #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgchirag hota
"Meetings pe meetings, meetings pe meetings milte rahein, magar account nahin mila MyLord" – startup selling 2 Indian Entrprise #startupwoodShashi Shekhar Singh
*paisa fenko tamasha dekho* ecoomerce funding #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
Mera naam hai VC Hatela, Maa meri chudail ke beti, Baap mera shaitan ka chela, Khayega kela? #startupwood Hat tip to GundaPratyush
Hum saath aath hain #MeTooStartups #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgNaman Sarawagi
kabhi kabhi mere inbox mein (angel rejection) mail aata hai..ki mujhko banaya gaya hai PE funding ke liye" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
Baharon phool barsao….Startup to Investor, first board meeting #startupwood @unpluggdDeepak Wadhwa
Kaun kambakth hai jo fame ke liye startup karta hai. Main toh startup hoon ke bas saans le sakoon. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Aap ke Idea dekha, bahut haseen hain, ise zameen par mat utariyega, fail ho jayenga – VC #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgraka
Ideas net pe bahut milte hai par inko implement karne ka kaleja mard apne saath le ke paida hota hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgManoj Jindal
Mere pass bangla hai, gaadi hai, paisa hai, position hai tumhare pass kya hai? -mere pass startup hai :P #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgManoj Jindal
"VC Tum log mujhe dhoond rahe ho..Aur mai tumhara yahan intzaar kar raha hoon–Deewar" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgManoj Jindal
Kabhi IPO Kabhi Bubble #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Customer is King #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
"In kutton ke saamne mat naachna" [me to all startups who attend 'come and get funded' events] #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
Agar main bach gaya na … toh tu nahin bachega (ecom companies to each other) #startupwood http://bit.ly/a5ItbAiSeekThee
Ruk jhao … yeh merger nahin ho sakti #startupwood http://bit.ly/a5ItbAiSeekThee
Apne Aaadmiyon se kaho ki product phhek de (during a forced acquisition) #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
Aao hum ghotala karen.. #startupwoodFun_sniper
Startup success ek cocktail hai … fame, power, money … bahut khatarnaak nasha hai #startupwood http://bit.ly/a5ItbAiSeekThee
Scene 1 :Sir hum bahut saste hain cust : to fir tikau nahin hoge scene.2: sir.hum bahut tikau hain cust: to bahut mahenge honge #startupwoodFun_sniper
Log kehte hai jahan entrepreneur ke nishaan ho vahan par copy karne ki himat nahi karte.#startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Kaun kambakth hai jo fame ke liye startup karta hai. Main toh startup hoon ke bas saans le sakoon. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
#startupwood saanso ki jarurat hai jaise jindegi ke liye, bas ek VC chahiye #viraliti ke liyeanikendra
Investment kisi guarantee card ke saath toh aate nahi hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.comiSeekThee
aaj sham 9 baje investor ke sat appendment hai, apendment enlgish bolta hai……. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
#startupwood You can have a logical correct ans often, but if bunch of ppl not on the same page every now and then, sorry mate !.unexpectedrain
Main nahi darta VC se, VC darte hai mujshe#SuccessFulStartup #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgJunaid Baba
“Incubation ke bahar market hume nachati hai…”#startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
#startupwood Those small small things can help in winning big things.unexpectedrain
Aaj Main Hoon Jahan, Kal Koi Aur Tha, Yeh Bhi Ek Daur Hai, Woh Bhi Ek Daur Tha…#startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
@rohitawasthi -pre funding syndrome pappu pass, post funding – loan, cash blood & dreams #startupwoodDeepak Wadhwa
Customers hote sabke paas hai.. paid koi nahi #Freemium #StartupWood http://unpluggd.orgSahil Baghla
"Startup Zindabad tha, Hai , Aur Rahega” #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Isss startup ke piche kitna dard chupa hai tum kya jaano investor babu #StartupWood http://unpluggd.orgSahil Baghla
Na investor ki fatkar se, na competetion ki lalkar se.. Banda darta hai to bus customer/client ki dis-satisfaction se #tiranga #startupwoodHari Om Vashishtha
@nextbigwhat "Mogambo Khush Hua!" An investor to entrepreneurs who give exits with10x returns. #startupwood cc: @shekharkapurDeven Shah
Rishtey mein to hum tumhare Mentor lagte hain .. naam hai shehensha #startupwoodHari Om Vashishtha
#startupwood Investment na milegi dobara bus itna samajh lije.. ek execution ka dariya hai, aur kud ke jana hai..Hari Om Vashishtha
itni shiddat se gyan vo hi de skta he jisne itni shiddat se startup ki ho #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
@DeepakWadhwa_DW Nakko.Pappu paas nahi hua with funding. Pappu ne loan liya hai which he’ll keep paying in cash, blood & dreams #startupwoodRohit Awasthi
Hum bi hain josh me baatein kar hosh me, yu na nazre dikhaaa ( start up to big boys ) :) #startupwood http://unpluggd.org#AT
Mere paas idea hai, dev team hai, marketing team hai, experience hai tere paas kya hai.. Mere paas Investors hai.. #startupwoodHari Om Vashishtha
Iss VC ko to 110 desho k entrepreneur dhoondh rahe hai per hume pakadna sirf star team k bas Mai hai. #startupwoodTushar Bhargava
Chhod aaye hum wo galiyaan.. ( after acquisition) #startupwood http://unpluggd.org#AT
Startup ka compeititor apni pehli chal chale uske pehle startup apni agli chal chal chuka hota hai. . . . #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Ik ladki thi anjani si, entrepreneurship pe wo marti thiJab milti thi wo mujhse, poocha karti thi ke startup kaise hota hae #startupwoodkunalkantsen
nathha ko funding mil ke rhe gi #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgIshan Vyas
Startup chahe jitna b uper ude udne do use vapis funding lena hi hain. . . . #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
waise mujhe investor se milne ka koi khas sauk nahi pr kya kare ye dil hai ki galti kar beithta hai aur bhugatna humko padta hai#startupwoodkunalkantsen
Pappu pass ho gaya..Startup after funding #startupwoodDeepak Wadhwa
Ye entrepreneur ka dimag hai katiya. Lohe ko pegla kar uska akar badle deta hai. #sunny #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Struggle se darr nahi lagta saab, early funding se lagta hai ;) #startupwood http://unpluggd.org#AT
Yeh mahan founder hai, isko chala raha investor hai. Money,Capital,Fund se lath path. Jald ho jayega Bankrupt.Bankrupt.Bankrupt #startupwoodSushant Bharti
My name is khan, and I have startup! #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Hum equity de chuke sanam :P#startupwood http://unpluggd.org@cnha :)#AT
Startup karne wale failure se nahi darte hain. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Entrepreneur jab darwaze se ander aate he tab babu khidki se nikal jata he #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Ishq visq Entrepreneur Investor ;)#startupwood http://unpluggd.org#AT
"Agar cloud use nahi kiya toh revenue bura man jaegi". #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
#startupwood . its always great that you ‘Believe’ so much in something.unexpectedrain
Muje hara kar koi meri jan b le jaye par "mere startup chod kar competitor ke pass jaane walo ko mai moka nahi deta"#startupwoodkunalkantsen
"Ek term-sheet .. Founder ko Hijra bana deta hai .." #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgKris Nair
Jis school mein tum pad rahe ho, hum uske headmaster reh chuke hain [Investor to Entrepreneur] #startupwoodSunil Singh
Jo startup apne customer ko thag sakta hai, vo kisi investor ka saga kya hoga. #omkara #startupwoodSunil Singh
hamein bhi neend aayegi ,hum bhi so hi jayenge, abhi kuch bekarari hai , SITAARON tum to so jao .( failed startup 2 investors) #startupwoodankur shrivastava
Bade bade desho me aise chote chote exit hote rehte hai :) #startupwoodKunal Bajaj
Zindagi ka mazaa to khatte main hi hai [Entrepreneur to himself while leaving job and starting new idea] #startupwoodSunil Singh
sinbad the sailor = every entrepreneur #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon. Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon.Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon (daily rhyme of an entrepreneur) #startupwoodankur shrivastava
Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley! (last day of Incubator program) #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega (startup to vc or vice versa) #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
Parakhna mat parakhne mein koi apna nahin rehta , ( startup to investor) #startupwoodankur shrivastava
Arrey oh baabu mushoy hum to rangmanch ki kathputliyan hain jiski dor us Investor ke haathon main hai #startupwoodSunil Singh
Zindagi na milegi dubara #startupwood #entrepreneurshit http://Unpluggd.orgjpk
Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi. (startups to Angels) #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
Rishtein me to hum tumhare mentor lagte hai, naam hai @366pi . #startupwood @unpluggdSushant Bharti
Rooth na jaana tumse kahoon tau, mein is Board mein jo rahoon tau [Investor to Startup] #startupwoodSunil Singh
"main aur meri jamhai aksar ye baaten karte hain.code stable hota to aaj product release ho jaate" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
Abhe kaika tu yaar … bhaad mein gaya tera paisa #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
KAB KAUN KAISE UTHEGA YE KOI NAHI JANTA. #startupwoodankur shrivastava
Kangali ne tumhe chaaron taraf se gher liya hai – apne aap ko Investors ke hawaale kar do . #startupwoodankur shrivastava
"Startup sirf teen cheezon ke wajah se chalti hain–Mentor,Advise,Consult. Aur mai teeno hoon" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAmitesh
Startup after receiveing funding-"tum aa gaye ho noor aa gaya hai" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orglucky singh
Daer se aana, jaldi jana…Startup to investor #startupwood @unpluggedDeepak Wadhwa
Is ilaaqe mein naye aaye ho sahab? … varna Kleiner, Perkins, Caufield & Byers ko kaun nahin jaanta #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
"Khaaamossshhh!" startup entrepreneur who rejects a VC #startupwood @krisnair @unpluggdDeven Shah
Woh 2 the aur tum 3. Phir bhi waapas aa gaye, khaali haath… #funding #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAlok Jain
Kal subah tak tumhare sab workshop aur dhandhe band ho jaane chahiye (after an acquisition!) #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
VCs kaale ka dhanda karta hai … lekin imaandari se #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
Yeh Boardroom hai … tumhare baap ka ghar nahi #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
‘Jo entrepreneur hota hai usse dard nahi hota.’ #startupwood http://unpluggd.org #fbashish sinha
@krisnair #startupwood "Term-sheet ka baad ‘No exit’ then woh Founder ko Rajesh Khanna bana deta hai"mtrajan
Startup tabhi bada banta hai … jab bade VC log usse milne ka intezaar kare #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
So i’m guessing the point of #startupwood tweets is that techie startup types have no real sense of humor, right?Adi Raman
"Angel Investor, Naam to suna hoga" Inv making a grand entry. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAbhinav Mathur
Entrepreneurs ka koi Sunday nahi hota … Entrepreneurs saaton din Entrepreneurs hi hote hain #startupwood #unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
Life mein teen cheezon ke peeche khabi nahi bhagna chahiye…bus, train aur VCs… ek gaya doosra aata hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
Vc to Entrepreneur : Tum mujhe khoon do main tumhe FUNDING doonga #startupwoodPuneet Kaura
Aye idea legal hai … aaj se hi nahin, Mahabharat ke time se (Vicky Donor) #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
"Ek term-sheet .. Founder ko Hijra bana deta hai .." #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgKris Nair
Waqt, mauka, nazaqat, halat … kuch toh dekh kar product leaaya karo? (VC to Startups) #startupwood http://unpluggd.org (Andar Baahar)iSeekThee
"bootstrapping se darr nahi lagta saab, funding se lagta hai.." :) #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
@ISayChaps_ @cnha "Mere pas ek idea hai" #Deewar #startupwood #ABRaj Mohan
Investment mil jaye to baat ban jaye – http://Unpluggd.org #startupwoodAbhisheek Patra
Enterprenuer to VC : 7 samandar paar mein tere peche peche aa gaya#startupwoodPuneet Kaura
Hum (startup) itna din se apply apply aap no reply … aaj hum apply nahin aaya aap(VC) reply (padosan) #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
#startupwood: Persistence and Self Belief is the Key for any startup! Stay Focussed, keep motivating people!! Think Big"Basharat Abbas
Koi deewana kehta hai, koi pagal samajhta hai!! ( entrepreneur winks ) #startupwood http://unpluggd.org #unpluggd#IdeasLust
Startup – Mera pass customer hai, traction hai, rockstar team hai, tumhare pass kya ha. Ecomm startup – MERE PASS FUNDING HAI :)#startupwoodPuneet Kaura
Startup – Mera pass customer hai, traction hai, rockstar team hai, tumhare pass kya ha. Ecomm startup – MERE PASS FUNDING HAI :)#startupwoodPuneet Kaura
Termsheet jiska hua … baazi uski #startupwood http://unpluggd.org :)iSeekThee
Two VC One Startup #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
‘Arre yeh jeena bhi koi jeena hai, Lallu?’ [msg to softwareCoolies] #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
Loha garam hai , maar do hathoda #startupwoodankur shrivastava
"Na sunta nahin hai mujhe" (guru) (during a startup pitch – startups to VC! :P) #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
Ecommerce se darr nahi lagta saab, darr to unke daily newsletters se lagta hai ;)#unpluggd #startupwood #ecommerce http://unpluggd.org#IdeasLust
Investors se darr nahi lagta @cnha sahab, darr to entrepreneur janta se lagta hai ( demo startups at #unpluggd) ;) #startupwood Unpluggd#IdeasLust
"Sikandar kabhi kanoon ko apne haath mein nahi leta. Aur waise bhi main isse yahan nahi maarne wala tha" #globalstartups #startupwoodashish sinha
pati, patni and startup #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Hum startup kar chuke sanam #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Aaj mere paas buildinge hain, Property hai, Bank balance hai etc. etc. Tumhare paas kya hai. Reply: Mere paas mera startup hai #StartupWoodAbhiraj Malhotra
Bungle mein rahenge … gadi mein ghumenge … noton pe sooenge #startupwood #unpluggd.org (after getting the termsheet!)iSeekThee
Jab tak hai VC, Tab tak hai Startup #startupwoodMohit Sureka
Developer kya hai? … investor ke haath ki katputli #startupwood http://unpluggd.org (Chupke Chupke)iSeekThee
Paisa maanga hai tumhi se, mat inkaar karo ( entrepreneur to VC) #startupwood http://unpluggd.org#IdeasLust
Tumhari baaton mein itna horsepower hai na,ki VC ke dimaag kharab ho jaate hain aur godhon ka chalna shuru #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
Jab door gaon me ek ecommerce poster boy rota hai to maa kehti hai " sabki fatne wali hai " #ecommerce #startupwood http://unpluggd.org#IdeasLust
Jab startup rota hain, to mentor kahte hai ki execute kar warna competitor aa jayega…#startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
"Aisa toh aadmi life mein doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho ya police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai, bhai ?’ #startupwoodashish sinha
Zindagi ka mazaa toh startups mein hi hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.org (Diljale)iSeekThee
Aankhen khuli ho ya ho band, deedar unka hota hai ( VC invested in multi ecomm in india) #ecommerce #startupwood http://unpluggd.org#IdeasLust
ish World mein do tarah ke log hote hain … ek joh saari zindagi ek hi startup karte rehte hain . aur doosre joh naye startup #startupwoodkunalkantsen
"Main aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahin uthata" #ProudBootstrapper #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
Hume tum se pyar kitna (actually not at all)ye hum nahi jaante,magar jee nahi sakte tumhare bina ;) (ecomm indian player 2 VC) #startupwood#IdeasLust
Startups sirf teen cheezo ke wajah se chalti hai…investors,investors, investors…aur main investor hoon #startupwood http://unpluddd.orgiSeekThee
Once Upon A Time In Startup #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
‘Hum bhi hain Josh main’ Aspiring indian entrepreneurs challenging the status quo around the world #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAnkit
“Iss duniya mein tarakki karne ke liye startup kahna bahot jaruri hai, commissioner” #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Risk toh Spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai …main toh phir bhi ek VC hoon #startupwood http://unpluggd.org (Rocket Singh Salesman Of The Yr)iSeekThee
Rishtey me to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai ‘incubator uncle ‘ ;)#startupwood http://unpluggd.org#IdeasLust
Meri startup ko nahin uske peeche ka investment dekho idiots … 3.5 million! #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
Vijayakanth: aey, i’ve got tigets 4 inglis movie, wan2 gum?G: which one?V: Next bggg vathuG: what? ada it’s NextBigWhat #startupwoodRajesh Durai
" Ye to sa se sstartup ho gayi chunni babu" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Aa bhi ja aa bhi ja, positive curve aa bhi ha ;)http://Unpluggd.org #startupwood#IdeasLust
ek unpluggd ticket saala entrepreneur ko marketeer bana deti hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orglucky singh
life of founder #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgManoj Jindal
‘Kya isi din k liye tujhe pal pos k bda kia tha?" Incubatr to a failed startup aftr unsucesful mkt launch #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAnkit
Sab VC’s ko ek hi cheez mein interest hota hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
Jaao sales karo, aur khaalee haath mut anaa haramzaadon!! #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Cash ke liye kuch bhi karega #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgRohit Shroff
"Tu VC ke peeche bhagega, VC paise ke peeche bhagega…tu paise ke peeche bhagega, VC tere peeche bhagega" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
Hum saath saath hain :) ( ecomm companies on profit ) #unpluggd #startupwood#IdeasLust
"Najdiki fayda dekhne se pehle door ka nuksaan sochna chahiye" [Old Investor to Rookie Investor] #Sarkar #AB #startupwoodAbhishek Rai
Shabbaash bete! Aaj tumne woh kaam kar dikhaya jo humarein blog-khandan mein kissi ne nahi kiya. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Failure se darr nahi lagta sahab, darr to kustomer se lagta hai :) #Danang #startupwood #unpluggd#IdeasLust
"Aaj mere paas buildingey hai, gaadi hai, bank balance hai,tumhare paas kya hai?" [Founder's friend to him] #Deewar #AB #startupwoodAbhishek Rai
StartupDay #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
"Bhai, tum sign karoge ya nahin?" [Founder to VC on Termsheet] #Deewar #startupwood #ABAbhishek Rai
"bootstrapping se darr nahi lagta saab, funding se lagta hai.." :) #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
Seth Dharam Prashad, aapki startup ab hamare kabze mein hai! #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
"Main paanch lakh ka sauda karne aaya hoon, aur meri jeb mein paanch futi kaudiyaan bhi nahin hai" [Founder to VC] #Trishul #AB #startupwoodAbhishek Rai
"Main insaan nahi hon. Main to sirf gareeb (Entrepreneur) hoon" #NaramGaram #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
chalo presentation banate hain.. in the conf room: what is customers requirement?, we all: jo bhi ho hamen to yehi bechna hai: #startupwoodFun_sniper
Bus guru, ab toh kardo unplugged productions shuru #startupwood http://unpluggd.org #unpluggd [Andaz Apna Apna]iSeekThee
Hum investment sirf paison ke liye karte hain #startupwood #unpluggd http://unpluggd.orgiSeekThee
"Mere startup ka intezaar toh 11 mulko ki competitor kar rahi hai. Lekin revenue details mushkil hi nahi, na mumkin hai" #startupwoodkunalkantsen
cust: product badiya hai. me: thankyou sir. cust : how much .me: 3 mil USD , cust: par ismein woh baat nahi hai me: bhenchod #startupwoodFun_sniper
"Teri galiyon main na rakhenge kadam , hum aaj k baad" (Entrepreneur after pitching to SharkTank) #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAnkit
Kya ye tumhara akhiri faishla hai. VCs to Entrepreneurs #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Trends (Lehro) ke Saath to koi bhi ter leta hai, Per asli entrepreneur wo hai jo trends ko Cheer kar Aagey Barh’ta hai #startupwoodSemil Shah
@sid_banerjee :) lekin paisey haarkey funding jeetney waley ko Baazigar kahtey hai #startupwoodPranay Srinivasan
‘Burai sang jo mel rachaya … phir kabhi na chhute uska saaya’ (VC funding= Burai :D )#startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAnkit
"zindagi jeene k do hi tareeke ho te hai ek jo ho raha hai hone do chup chap sahte jaodoosra jimmedari uthao usse badalne ki" #startupwoodashish sinha
Ish FUND ke darwaaze, tumhare lie humesha ke lie band hein. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Saab, aap bahut maara apun ko, par main jo ek maara, solid laga ki nahi!?" :) EntrepreneurTOCritics [amar,akbar] #startupwood unpluggdashish sinha
Bangalore trending YAY!! lets make it India trending guys.. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgIshan Vyas
Mainey ish startup ko apne khoon se seencha hai. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Aaj mere pass product hai, team hai, office hai…tumhaare paas kya hai? Mere paas VC hai! #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgNikhil Lanjewar
‘Baccha passion lao passion , funding toh apne aap hi aa jaegi’ #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAnkit
Aamdani aathani kharcha rupaaiya #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
Deal Industry:Six Feet Under #startupwood http://unpluggd.orglucky singh
Gayi Startup bhains paani main. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Apna sapna money money #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
Na talwar ki dhaae se..na golion ki bauchaar se..Banda darta hai to sirf IPO se. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
"Aaj tak tum bolte aaye aur mein sunta aaya..aaaj…mein boloonga aur tum sunoge!" [Engineering team to Product] #startupwood unpluggdashish sinha
MVP waale market le jaenge #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgNikhil Lanjewar
Good prod design, assuming it meets some real / well perceived need, alone isn’t enough. Packaging, promoting, pricing r imp. #startupwoodGururaj S
@M_Gandhi2012 @kastbh are you following #startupwood?Its interesting :)Rahul Gami
Tujse naraz nahi, haieran hoon main – startup to VC. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgDeepak Wadhwa
On letsbuy acquisition -VC: Licensed To Kill #startupwood http://unpluggd.orglucky singh
"Aap ka code dekha , Bahut haseen hai , Ise web pe main mat utariega, server blast ho jaiga" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAnkit
Paisadede-Zara #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgRohit Shroff
"Aap ke bplan dekhe, bahut haseen hai. Inhe mail par mat bhejiyega delete ho jayenge" :D #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
"Zindagi ki yehi reet hai, haar ke baad hi jeet hai" – founder at the launch of second venture after first one failed #startupwoodShashi Shekhar Singh
Bade se bada business … paise se nahin, ek bade idea se bada hota hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgIshan Vyas
Jali ko aag kehte hain, bhuji ko raakh kehte hai..aur jib raakh se barood bane..use startup kahte hain. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Hum aapke hain kaun? ( common VC after force acquisition ) #unpluggd #startupwood#IdeasLust
Incubator to Wannapreneur : "Tadbeer se bigdi hui takdeer bana le, Apne pe bharosa hai to ek daon laga le"#startupwood http://unpluggd.orgShashi Shekhar Singh
"Akele akele kahan ja rahe ho, humein saath le lo jahan ja rahe ho" – potential co founder pitching to single founder #startupwoodShashi Shekhar Singh
Dekho Conference ke kinaare #startup pukaare.. ek VC ko . #DilCHahtaHai #StartupWood http://unpluugd.org :)Ayush Jain
"Suhaani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aaoge" – entrepreneur waiting for the elusive early adopters after product launch #startupwoodShashi Shekhar Singh
"Rishtey mein toh hum tumhare baap lagte hai..naam hai VC" #startupwoodYu get what yu Sree
Entrepreneur to VC: Humey reject karney sey pehley apney portfolio mein jhaank key dekho #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgPranay Srinivasan
Do Engineer barah Manager #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgNaman Sarawagi
"Tum hamesha aisi hi bakwaas karte ho ya aaj kuch special hai?" Someone with money to someone w/o :P #startupwoodApurva Chaudhary
Founder to Investor : "Me kuchh bhi karne ke liye taiyar hoo" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Jaani yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi, haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
two founders of diff company : "Dekhte jao sirji…aage aage hota hain kya" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Kuch Kuch hota hai; tum nahi samjho ge VC; #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
"Phata Poshter…. Nikla HERO!!!" #startupwood http://unpluggd.org #HeroHiralalashish sinha
startup founder firing employee : "Chal ud ja re pankhi.." #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Kabutar ja ja ja, kabutar ja ja ja; business plan ki copy tu VC ko de Aa… Kabutar ja ja! #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
"Jerry, d’you know the starup idea weighs nothing?" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
12 aana de, 12 aana de, 12 aana! Kab se khada… ( payment collection guy on 8th at the customers door) #startupwoodShubhs
Dost dost na raha… when one co-founder leaves the startup! #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Hum bewafaa hargiz na the par hum wafa kar na sake ( same VC in 2-3 ecomm ) :) #Startupwood http://unpluggd.org#IdeasLust
"Duniya mein sab ka baap hota hain!" #mithunda #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
Tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hai, ab apne aap ko humare hawale kar do. – ecom player with ads to customer #startupwoodraka
Me to employe: "maturadas agar har koi bivi ki bimari Ka bahana bana Kar chutti chala jayega, tou ye startup kaise jiti jayegi" #startupwoodShubhs
"Find a truly original idea. It is the only way I will ever distinguish myself. It is the only way I will ever matter." #startupwoodkunalkantsen
"We don’t negotiate with the investor." from Land of the Dead #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
"mere karan/arjun aayenge" [investor to LPs] :D #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
"Basantiiiii … In kutthon (Google Ventures) ke saamne mat Demo karna…" – Paul G #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgKris Nair
"Kutttheee, mein tera khoon pee jaavoongaa.." – VC *cough cough* #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgKris Nair
"Tu mujhe nahin maar sakti. Tu meri maa hai." "Mein pehle ek aurat hoon." [replace maa = investor, aurat=investor] :) #startupwoodashish sinha
All you need for a startup is a gun and a girl.#startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
‘Tum jo aaye zindagi main Baat ban gayi’ Start-up to a legal adviser #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAnkit
My own Startup: I m the boss! #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgjaivardhan
‘Har seminar , har event , har VC , har customer k saamne pitch karunga main , Jab tak ‘Nahi’ hai Funding’ #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAnkit
wives of entrepreneurs "Hey bhagwan, mere suhaag ki raksha karna" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAkshay Hartalkar
Success tu ek kavitaa hai .Mujhase ek kavitaa kaa vaada hai milegi mujhako ..#startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
"VC kehte hain bada naam karega,Portfolio hamara aisa kaam karega, Magar yeh to koi na jaane, Ki meri Exit hai kahan" #startupwood #unpluggdKulin Shah
"Jin ke e-commerce company VC funded hote hai, voh doosaree ke company me pattharr nahi bhengthe" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgKris Nair
"Mere man ko bhaya mai kutta kaat ke khaya" #startupAttitude http://unpluggd.org #startupwoodashish sinha
guru bhai guru bhai avya che ( When a startup gets his Mentor ) #startupwoodVishal Gupta
Mere arma funding ke liye nikle par bahut kam nikle, bade baaabru hokar VC ke kuuche se hum nikale: #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgjaivardhan
Startup(Jigar) ka dard upar se nahin maloom hota hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.org #sharabiSheth Raxit
"Startup samajho ishaare business pukaare pivot pivot pivot" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgKulin Shah
Kya hua tera wada, wo kasam wo irada ?( Entrepreneur to Investor ) #Startupwood http://unpluggd.org#IdeasLust
‘maine tumhe kya samjha aur tum kya nikle!’ VC to a startup after failing the break-even prediction #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAnkit
Badi himmat chahiye, @cnha Sahab, bada hausla chahiye iske liye Job chhodne me. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
"FunHood Games…naam to suna hoga?" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Manzilo pe aa ke lutati hai startup ka karwan, startup aksar dubati hai arrmano kii.. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgjaivardhan
"dheere dheere meri zindagi mein aana..dheere dheere mere equity ko chuarana" [tranches] #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
Jab bhi koi investor dekhun mera Dil diwana bole Le le le le, le le ;) #Startupwood http://unpluggd.org#IdeasLust
startup employee : Pagar badao… pandrah sau rupiye me ghar nahin chalta, saala imaan kya chalega? #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Ye startup hai, yahaan safaaiwala bhi ek haath se safai kartha hai aur dusre se coding kartha hai :) #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgsahanraj
Humko malum hai startup muskil hai, VC se ho jaati hai galatiya.. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgjaivardhan
Aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahi maanga customer. lekin ab… #startupturningFreetoFreemium #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgraka
Hai kisi maa ke laal me himmat, jo mere startup me invest kare? #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Is paar ko main kya na dun ( entrepreneur to VC ) ;) #Startupwood http://unpluggd.org#IdeasLust
Hum jahan khade ho jaate hain, investors waha line laga dete hain! #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Ye zindagi ek #startupwood hai.. Tez nahi market karoge to peeche reh jaoge .. ;) http://unpluggd.orgAyush Jain
yeh funding funding kya hai, yeh funding(2)? jab koi startup achcha lagta,bada successful lagta hai, to vc kehta hai funding(2) #startupwoodSemil Shah
Gaon walon, yeh jo accelerator hai, isne Funding ka promise kya tha…mai apni kuud ke jaan de doonga. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgraka
Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to Invest kar #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
1 chutki Seed Fund ki keemat tum kya jaano Angel babu !! #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAyush Jain
ye #startup hai, baccho ke khelne ki cheej nahi, fail ho jaye to bahot kuch sikha jata hai.. #startupwoodSemil Shah
Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayaal aata hai – ki tumhi fund karke kahi galti to nahi ho gayi ( VCs to struggling ecomm players ) #Startupwood#IdeasLust
Jab Tak Hai Investor #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgsahanraj
"bas 1 customer chahiye startup ke liye" #aashiqui http://unpluggd.org #startupwoodashish sinha
#startupwood http://unpluggd.org on getting contradictory advice : Badi Mushkil hain, khoya mera dil hain…karu me kya karu?Sheth Raxit
k k k k k k k k k kustomer. http://unpluggd.org #startupwoodraka
Chand tare ful khushbu, tumse achha "paying customer" hain,. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to Invest kar #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Gaon walon, yeh jo accelerator hai, isne Funding ka promise kya tha…mai apni kuud ke jaan de doonga. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgraka
Kitne startup the?? 10 sardar. 10 startup 1 accelerator. Bhot nainsafi hai #startupwood #unpluggdPratyush
Mera naam hai VC Hatela, Maa meri chudail ke beti, Baap mera shaitan ka chela, Khayega kela? #startupwood Hat tip to GundaPratyush
Gendaswamy, ye startup ka khel hum tab se khel rahe hain, jab tumhare baap dada apne balon main khijab lagate they #startupwoodArpit
@ArpitNext OR VCswamy, ye strtup ka khel hum tab se khel rahe hai, jab tumhare baap dada apne balo main khijab lagate thy #startupwood @cnhaShubhs
Hum tum ek hotel me band ho aur termsheet sign ho jaye :D #Startupwood http://unpluggd.org#IdeasLust
"Zindagi ka mazaa to khatte main hi hai" #gulshangrover #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
On pivot adviceEk baar jo maine commitement kardi, us ke baad toh mein khud ki bhi nahi sunta #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna, I, me and my Startup :) #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Yaad rakhna seth, paise se pyaar nahin khareeda ja sakta. #customeracquisition #ecommerce #startupwoodSameer Shisodia
.@cnha jab tak kaha na jaye utho mat, ye incubator hai tumhare bap ka ghar nahi.. #startupwoodSemil Shah
main tulsi tere aangan ki [startup to incubator] :) #fb #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
Gabbar – "Aree o samba .. kitni Funding rakhe hai VC humpe?" Samba – "Sarkar $10m" #DreamDialogue #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgraka
@smart_mumbaikar (Rahul)…naam to suna hoga? Dil To Pagal Hai ” #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Unplugging time. Looking to build something on your own? "@pritamr Jab Tak Hai Funds #startupwood http://unpluggd.org "Amitav
"Ma,main pass ho gaya" [ma: sirf funding hui hai beta, picture abhi baaki hai] #startupwoodSameer Shisodia
"It’s alright Senorita, Bade Bade Ecosystem Mein, Aisi Choti Choti Startup Hoti Rahti Hain." #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Kya ye tumhara aakhri faisla hain? on ditching investor #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
SeriesB VC "Haan main sign karoonga, lekin main akela sign nahi karoonga pehle us VC ka sign leke aao jisne tumhe SeriesA diya" #startupwoodKulin Shah
Jo saaz se nikli hai, Woh sada sab ne suni hai. Jo taar pe gujri hai woh kis dil ko khabar hai. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAkshay Hartalkar
Kya ye tumhara aakhri faisla hain? on ditching investor #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Ye VC haye, baithe bithaye sapne dikhaye hai, ho rama #Jabwemet #Startupwood http://unpluggd.org#IdeasLust
@cnha I will make a product they can’t refuse to use #startupwood.sid_chilling
I can talk in startup, i can walk in startup, i can run in startup….because startup is a phunny language. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgIshan Vyas
Jali ko Funded kehte hai, bhuji ko Bankrupt kehte hai aur is raakh se jo barood banta hai use Startup kehte hai #startupwoodraka
Tum paas aaye,yu muskursye..dil me na jane kya sapne dilhaye…. (demo startups at Unpluggd to Investors ) #Startupwood http://unpluggd.org#IdeasLust
‘Tension nahi lene ka’ (munna bhai MBBS) #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
" Main apni favourite hoon" [Liking one's own FB status/RTing one's own tweet ] :) #Jabwemet #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
"Startup bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah haqeeqat ki chattanon se takrakar toot jaate hain." #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
‘Main chhota sa, pyaara sa, nanha sa munna sa Startup hoon’ ” #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Gendaswamy, ye startup ka khel hum tab se khel rahe hain, jab tumhare baap dada apne balon main khijab lagate they #startupwoodArpit
Mogambo [Investor] Khush Hua #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
‘Draupadi (company) tere akele ki nahi hai, hum sab shareholder hain’ ” #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Tum jis School mein padhte ho hum uske Headmaster rah chuke hain – Entreprenur turned Investor to Startup. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgraka
Mere paas investor hai vs Mere pass paying customer hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
Investors ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai! ” #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSheth Raxit
mere pas idea hai, customers hai, team hai, tumhare pass kya hai? VC : Mera pas… mere pas funds hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAkshay Hartalkar
Idea se idea meri mili to mujhe cofounder mila mujhe coufounder mila :) jantakhaijaan #Startupwood http://unpluggd.org#IdeasLust
rishte mein to hun tumhare baap lagte hain. Naam hai ‘customer’. #startupwood http://unpluggd.org #fbashish sinha
"Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate mat karna. Mera startup, mera startup aur mera startup" #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
vaise mein kisi se advice nahi leta,lekin doosaro ko advice dene ke liye hamesha tyyar rahta hun #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Babumoshai, startup ki success public ke haath hai. Usse na aap badal sakte hain na main #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgIshan Vyas
"Entrepreneur. Naam to suna hoga" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgJaseem TS
Kaun Kambakht ameer banne ko startup karta hai. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgraka
"kuch log startup karne aate hai.. kuch khud ban jate hai" #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
hai koi maikalal yaha pe, jisne pehli hi meeting mai funding approve karwali ?? #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgIshan Vyas
"Arrey, chhoddo, kya kar rahe ho? Koi dekh lega…" as a company buys another from its investor’s portfolio #startupwoodSameer Shisodia
Jab startup kiya to darna kya :) #Startupwood #unpluggd.org#IdeasLust
Jinke Startup bootstrapped hote hain woh doosron ke gharron par patthar nahi mara karte. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgraka
"Risk toh spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai, mai toh fir bhi ek salesman hoon" #startupwood #unpluggd #TrueStoryShubhs
Aaj Mere pass Placement hai, 6 Figure Salary hai, Multinational Privileges hai, tumhare paas kya hai? @zankrut : Mere pass #startupwood hai!Zankrut Oza
Mere #startup ki IPO hai :) #Startupwood#IdeasLust
Khush to bahut honge tum – Angel after giving time to a startup. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgraka
@zenx sameer babu – phone se type kiya nahin jaata, ho jaata hai #startupwood #autoKorrect :Dashish sinha
Is par bhi na khaule jo vo khoon nahi vo paani haijo startup ke kaam na aa saki, bekaar vo jawani hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Tere office me meri saanson ko panaah mil jaae; tere startup me meri jaan fanaa hojaae- candidate to HR manager! #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
IPO kia nahin jaata, ho jaata hai… #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSameer Shisodia
Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Jeetne Ke Liya Kuch Haar Na Parta HaiAur Haar Ke Jeetne Wale Ko Entrepreneur Kehte Hain. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
naach meree bulbul tujhe paisa milega, kahan kadardaad tujhe aisa milega #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAkshay Hartalkar
Ek baar maine commitment kar di, toh phir mai apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta. #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
A Failed Entrepreneur "I’ll be back" #respect #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgKulin Shah
Tumne mera meter down karne ki koshish ki hai VC. Ab mein tumhara meter down karunga! #unpluggd #startupwoodShubhs
‘aaj mere paas phooti kaudi nahin aur main 5L ka sauda karne aaya huun" #EveryEntrepreneur #Courage #Startupwood http://unpluggd.org #fbashish sinha
"Risk toh spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai, mai toh fir bhi ek angel hoon" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Na Talwar ki dhar se, na goliyon ki bauchhar se; banda darta hai to sirf *Investors* se #startupwoodArpit
Jab Tak Hai Funds #startupwood http://unpluggd.org :)Pritam Roy
Zindagi ho toh startup jaisi, saari duniya raakh ki tarah neeche aur hum dhuen ke taarah upar. #startupwood #unpluggd onceUponTimeinMumbaiShubhs
For all greedy entrepreneurs "Rishte main toh hum tumhare Role model lagte hain , Naam hai Instagram" #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAnkit
Basanti (Startup CEO)! In kutton (you know who) ke saamne mat naachna! #startupwood #unpluggdPratyush
Investor par se mera vishvaas uth chuka hain #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgIshan Vyas
Aaj itni bhi startup nahin ecosystem mein,Jitni hum chor diya karte the apane jamane mein..VC after 3 peg #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Kitne startup the?? 10 sardar. 10 startup 1 accelerator. Bhot nainsafi hai #startupwood #unpluggdPratyush
"Ja <insert name>, jee le apni zindagi" many a spouse and ex boss to an entrepreneur #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSameer Shisodia
?"Varna VC Singh, hum tumpe itne chhed karenge, ki confuje ho jaooge saas kaha se le aur paade kaha se" #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
sara shehar mujhe @quikformz ke naam se jaanta hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgKrishna Prakash
True startup Aamdni aathni kahrachaa charrani.. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgjaivardhan
Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di, fir main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgAkshay Hartalkar
Har Startup mein sirf ek hi gunda ho sakta hai aur ish startup ka gunda mein hun #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Aata Maajhi Satakli – a thought in my head every night! #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
Freaking awesome :) “@cnha: “Yeh termsheet mujhe de de thakur” #startupwood http://unpluggd.org”#IdeasLust
Entrepreneur-e-aazam .. Statup kiya to darna kya, #startupwoodSemil Shah
Startup is a very funny language – Naa pine hain, naa apple; phir bhi pineapple #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
Aisa pehli baar hua hai, satra-athra saalon mein… andekha anjaana idea, aane laga khayalon mein #startupidea #startupwoodAbhishek Gupta
Startup (Hockey) mein chhake nahin hote #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Startups bachchon ke khelne ki cheez nahin, fail ho jaye to ??? nikal jata hai http://unpluggd.org #startupwoodArpit
Tazeerat-e-startup , dafa 302 ke tahat, startup founder ko poori zindagi berojgari ki saza sunai jaati hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgIshan Vyas
Ye ticket mujhe dede Thakur /Sholey #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgKrishna Prakash
‘Jab yeh dhaai kilo ka startup kisipe padta hain, toh VC uthta nahi, uth jaata hai’ #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
On companies who spam "Abey Khamoshhhh" http://unpluggd.org #startupwoodKulin Shah
Startup ki hai, nibhani to padegi #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
" Arri oh Push-pa, Arrey i hate tears re" [on push notification! ] #PJ http://unpluggd.org #startupwoodashish sinha
"Apne aap ko startup ke hawale kar do" Entrepreneurs to employee #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Startup to VC: Tune dekhi hi nahi apni hatheli ko 1 dhundhli si lakir meri v hai… #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgjaivardhan
Startup tere akele ki nahi hai, hum sab shareholder hain – #startupwood #jaaneBhiDoYaaro #unpluggdShubhs
"Karne ko is duniya mein bohat kuch hain, Bol Bachchan chodo aur entrepreneur bano" #startupwoodGirish
‘VC ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai’ #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
‘Chal startup, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawaal hai’ #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
Dont worry Startup, bade bade VC firm mein aisi chhoti chhoti rejection hoti rehti hain #DDLJ #startupwoodPranay Srinivasan
VC jazbaat nahi, product dekhte hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgIshan Vyas
@semshah143 ha ha watte poetry.. lets make a movie called Jab Tak Hai Ideas…#StartupwoodAshish Pandya
‘Saara shaher mujhe entrepreneur ke naam se jaanta hai’#startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
The name’s Tel, Ozonetel :) #startupwoodnutanc
Acche VC / Angel ko pakdna mushkil hai, namumkin nahi.. #startupwoodSemil Shah
‘Aap Ka startup dekhey, bahut haseen hain, inhen zameen par mat utariyega, maile ho jayengey’#startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
Hum gareeb hai toh kia hua, humaarey paas VC funding nahin magar bootstrapped izzat hai. #startupwoodPranay Srinivasan
Startup in filmy mantra – do aankhe baarah haath #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgjaivardhan
Mere paas iPhone 5 hain. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSanket Nadhani
Startup to VC:"Please tell me the truth.Why no funding?"VC:"You can’t handle the truth!" #startupwoodnutanc
Tinka tinka zara zara hai roshni si – har startup mein arma hote to hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgjaivardhan
"It’s not who I am underneath, but what I build that defines me" #startupwoodnutanc
True angel: Ek baar jo mainey termsheet dey di toh phir main khud ki bhi nahin sunta #wanted #startupwoodPranay Srinivasan
jab bhi milta tha VC se, us se poocha karta tha, yeh funding kaise hota hai, yeh funding kab karoge…. (3/3) #StartupwoodSemil Shah
jab bhi milta tha VC se, us se poocha karta tha, yeh funding kaise hota hai, yeh funding kab karoge…. (3/3) #StartupwoodSemil Shah
‘Jinke startup sheeshe ke hote hain woh doosron ke startup par patthar nahi phenka karte’ #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
chori chori chupke chupke code likha karta tha, kuch karna tha shayad us ko, fail hone se darta tha,…(2/3) #startupwoodSemil Shah
Founders key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey huye, VC dafaa ‘Term sheet’ ke tahet, Startup ko Funding di jaati hai #startupwoodDinesh Kumar Awasthi
To VC: Agar failed startup ka doodh piya toh aaja maidan mein aur invest kar mere startup mein! #startupwoodPranay Srinivasan
"Jo mein bolta hoon woh mein karta hoon, joh mein nahi bolta, Woh main definitely karta hoon." #RealStartups #startupwood unpluggdashish sinha
Ek entrepreneur tha dewana sa, Ek startup pe woh marta thi, plan bana ke, bata ke, vc office se guzarta tha, .. (1/3) #startupwoodSemil Shah
VC in a term sheet meeting to an entrepreneur:"Why so serious?" #startupwoodnutanc
Hey bhagwan, mere termsheet ki raksha karna #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgIshan Vyas
@jaivardhan88 Or better, mere pass VC hai, tere paas kya hai, hayn? #startupwoodArpit Agarwal
Basanti! In investoron ke saamney mat naachna! #startupwoodPranay Srinivasan
Entrepreneur to VC – "Bhagwan ke liye Mujhe choord do" #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
Friend in MNC:"Mere paas paisa hai,Car hai,Free pepsi hai,increments hai.Tere paas kya hai?"Me(Startup):"Mere paas ‘maa’n hai" #startupwoodnutanc
Main aaj bhi feke hue paise nahee uthata/ Deewar #startupwood unNextBigWhat.comAkshay Hartalkar
mere paas startup hai #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgjaivardhan
‘Main chhota sa, pyaara sa, nanha sa munna sa startup hoon’ #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgPravin
Startup kewal teen chezzon se chalti hai – talent, talent aur talent. Mein talent hoon. #startupwood #unpluggdShubhs
Startup ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to parwah nahiTakleef to tab hoti hai, Jab koi wah-wah karta hai. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Funding Na Milengi Dobara #startupwood http://unpluggd.org #StartupBollywoodMashup:DEEPAK
‘Company tere akele ki nahi hai, hum sab shareholder hain’ …Draupadi scene from JaaneBhiDoYaroon #startupwood unNextBigWhat.comPravin
Entrepreneur: I’m gonna make him (VC) an offer he can’t refuse ~ Startupfather #startupwoodAbhishek Gupta
Jo sirf ek #startupwood tweet contribute kar ke phir kaam pe lag jaata hai… ;)Harshad Sharma
idea idea hota hai #startupwoodSemil Shah
Don’t forget. Rev(R)-Expenses(E)=Profit(P). A better P helps u do things the way u want & not get screwed by investors. #startupwoodRohit Awasthi
Entrepreneur mein hoon; mark idhar hai. #startupwood #unpluggd.orgShubhs
Hai kisi maa ke laal me himmat, jo mere idea reject kar sake #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgIshan Vyas
Mujhse free trial karoge. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSanket Nadhani
Kaun kambakth hai jo startup karne ke liye peeta hai.Main toh peeta hoon ke bas ab saans le sakoon ~Startup Devdas #startupwood ;) cc: @cnhaNazim Zeeshan
Andheri raato mein toofan rahao par jo insaan nikalta hai usse log entrepreneur kehtein hai.. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgShubhs
VC to pagal hai.. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgriteshchopra
Bade Bade Program me, asi choti choti bugs hote hain singnorita Maaf #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgSrikrishna Batni
Funding ho na ho… #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgriteshchopra
Tarikh pe tarikh, Tarikh pe tarikh,Tarikh pe tarikh, Akhir kab tak tarikh dete rahiega VC janab. #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
Mujhe saare networks ki shakal ek jaisi lagti hai #startupwoodPratik Kumar
Celebrating Startups and Bollywood = #StartupWood [A Fun-filled Tweet contest for UnPluggd tickets]: http://www.nextbigwhat.com/startups-and-bollywood-contest-297/jaivardhan
"Yeh funding funding kya hai.. yeh funding funding.. " #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgKulin Shah
Son of serial entrepreenurs #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
@cnha dou chutki startup ki keemat tum kya jano ge VC babu #startupwood UnpluggdShubhs
Ye Startup zindagi #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgkunalkantsen
"aaj mere paas gaadi hai, paisa hai..tumhare paas? mere paas tumhara top employee hai" :D #poaching #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
“Yeh termsheet mujhe de de thakur” #startupwood http://unpluggd.orgashish sinha
rab ne bana di jodi meri aur customer ki! #startupwoodGaurav Gat
Celebrating Startups and Bollywood = #StartupWood [A Fun-filled Tweet contest for UnPluggd… http://goo.gl/fb/O6zvgAll Indian Blogs
Celebrating Startups and Bollywood = #StartupWood [A Fun-filled Tweet contest for UnPluggd tickets]: http://www.nextbigwhat.com/startups-and-bollywood-contest-297/ #7BugMaafNextBigWhat
Celebrating Startups and Bollywood = #StartupWood [A Fun-filled Tweet contest for UnPluggd tickets] http://j.mp/Y8nUKlKavungal™ A. Jaleel
Celebrating Startups and Bollywood = #StartupWood [A Fun-filled Tweet contest for UnPluggd tickets]: http://www.nextbigwhat.com/startups-and-bollywood-contest-297/Ishan Vyas

UNPLUGGD Details

Date: December 1, 2012.
Venue: MLR Convention Center, Brigade Millennium Campus, 7th Phase J.P.Nagar, Bangalore – 560 078 (map).
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